maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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