In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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