is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.