haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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