Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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