and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You're like the curious george of whores
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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