gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
you never un-have a 4some
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