so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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