so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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