I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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