I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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