He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
