Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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