There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I intend to get homeless drunk
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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