I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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