I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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