what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I supernannyed him into submission
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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