I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Goodnight sugar queer
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?