how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.