we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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