i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?