its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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