He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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