I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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