Kareoke will never be a sober sport
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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