I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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