just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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