Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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