SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I will be naked everywhere
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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