I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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