Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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