you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i now understand why vodka
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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