Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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