i just google imaged poop.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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