dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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