no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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