Porn is love you can see.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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