Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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