is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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