is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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