i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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