We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
BRING THE BAGELS
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Randomize
