new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You need a sexual gate keeper
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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