Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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