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Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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