So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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