he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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