And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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