Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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