Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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