I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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