I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
When are your genitals available?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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