Four minutes until I can fart!
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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