Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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