there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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