let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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